"He was very professional and didn't appear to have injuries. He's a good looking young man."
-- LAPD Sgt. Bridget Pickett, talking about 20-year-old accused wife-batterer Jamal Jackson Jimenez, of the Rampart District of Los Angeles, who was arrested last night*
*Of course, I'm kidding. She's talking about celebrity R&B singer Chris Brown, who turned himself in to police after allegedly beating up his girlfriend, Rihanna, and who's already hired attorney to the rich-and-famous Mark Geragos for the automatic plea bargain and sentence of ten minutes in jail (or ten days with time off for good behavior after an hour) that will inevitably follow.
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