Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Texts from Last Century


A Selection of Chapter Titles from Texas's Newly Revamped, Conservative-Friendly High School Textbooks:

From Adam to Earl: The Real Story of the "Evolution" of Man (from the geography-science book 6,000 Years of World History)

The War of Northern Aggression: How the Arrogance of Invading Liberal Elitists Ruined Free Room and Board for Millions of Negroes

FDR and the Rise of Socialism in America

Great Presidents of the United States: From Reagan to Reagan

Joseph McCarthy: American Hero or Misunderstood Genius?

Remember the Alamo (edited by guest contributor Lou Dobbs)

Wall Street of Dreams: From Ben Stein to Lloyd Blankfein, Them Jews Sure are Good with Money

Why We Rule (from the history book America, Fuck Yeah!)

Fossil Fools: Debunking the Jurassic Myth (or "How To Train Your Dinosaur")

Vietnam: The Forgotten Victory

9/11: God's Wrath Against Secular-Humanist America or Just a Bunch of Murderous Muslims?

Philistines, Palestinians and the Inevitable Rapture: Why the U.S. Must Support Israel

Stonewall: The Tragic Legacy of the Sodomite Uprising of 1969

2 + 2 = Jesus!

"Don't do it." (single page of the book Sex Education: Everything You Need To Know)

Barack Hussein Obama and the End of America

What's Next?: Sarah Palin and Beyond

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