"Ooooh, this seems like fun! How Lesbians Make Breeders Stupid and Unsafe: The Comment Game!
1) The males in attendance will be too busy hooting and catcalling to fulfill they prom duties: dancing horribly, spiking punch, and making sure their dates get their required amount of rohypnol.
2) Old man Johnson may start rambling about the time he saw a Thai hooker do things with a can of soup that would make everyone retch.
3) As Joe Francis has taught them, lesbian acts are only acceptable when you are drunk and trying to impress a guy. So in this case, near alcohol poisoning will be involved, and they don't want to encourage underage drinking.
4) It's all Obama's fault.
-- Vermillion, commenting on the official statement canceling the Itawamba High School prom in Fulton, Mississippi due to fear of lesbian infestation
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