"You know why I'm not a politician? Because if I were in the White House, I would make it my mission to strip Fox affiliates of their FCC licenses for repeatedly refusing to air public service programming. When the wingnuts would invariably call me a fascist and tea baggers would throw all varieties of beverages at me, I would laugh in their faces. Big, hearty DeNiro laughing. 'Shut your hole and go watch House. Oh wait. You can't! Hahahaha!' That's why I'm not a politician."
-- Bob Cesca, responding to confirmation that Fox won't be carrying President Obama's address to a joint session of Congress next Wednesday night
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