Exhibit A-hole

Ah, behold the majestic beauty of the North American lummox (Whitius Trashicus). Indigenous to the Southern United States, the lummox enjoys Monster Truck rallies, spousal abuse and the assorted works of Larry the Cable Guy.

Seriously, watch this shit and ask yourself: How did this idiot even manage to turn his computer on?

I'm not even sure this is for real, it's so damn perfect.

(h/t Cesca)