A Fish Called What?

Choose the Best One-Liner for the Following Story:

1. "Does this mean I can catch the neighbors' cat from a line off my back deck and fry it up in some batter with chips and a Guinness?"

2. "As long as PETA's Ingrid Newkirk agrees to allow people to begin referring to her as 'Landchovy.'"

3. "Makes sense -- neither will come to you when you call it."

4. Some kind of joke that references the way a fish smells and includes another word for "kitten"

5. "Oh, for fuck's sake."

The Huffington Post: PETA Wants to Rename Fish "Sea Kittens"/1.14.09