Over the weekend, Todd Palin -- ruggedly handsome tough guy husband of Sarah Palin -- spoke to 75 members of a gun club in Pennsylvania. He told them that it's important for the U.S. to have a president and vice presidential team which "supports our core values -- hunting & fishing." Witnesses say that, in context, the "our" Palin was referring to would be U.S. citizens in general, as in: "hunting & fishing are core American values." Before you laugh or roll your eyes or cycle through any of the dozen or so derisive responses this story is sure to elicit from anyone who reads this site regularly, understand that Palin arrived at "hunting & fishing" after whittling down an extensive list of values he considers intrinsically American. Here now, that list:
Todd Palin's Kick-Ass U.S.A. Values, Hell Yeah!
Big & Rich
Brooks & Dunn
Peanut Butter & Jelly
Meat & Potatoes
Nickelback & Daughtry
Jesus & Christ
Beavis & Butthead
Brown Sugar & Maple Syrup
Snow Mobilin' & Hot Chick Feelin'
Tits & Ass
Sour Cream & Onion
Wal-Marts & Wet Farts
NASCAR & Old Milwaukee
Billy Ray & Miley Cyrus
Pork & Beans
Tom & Jerry
Trailer Parks & Tornados
Maury Povich & Paternity Tests
WWE & GEDs
Dickies & Chukka Boots
Drillin' & Grillin'
Crystal & Meth
Slips & Falls
Lynchin' & Cross Burnin'
Truckin' & Fuckin'
'91 Goatees & '82 Trans-Ams
Cole Puffinburger
Huntin' & Fishin'
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