The Official Absurdly Excessive Hip-Hop Faux-Aristocracy Name Generator
Step 1: Take the name of a popular character from a 70s sitcom.
Step 2: Add an extra syllable commonly found in the names of soap opera family patriarchs and Hamptons yachting instructors.
Step 3: Combine both with a brand of high-end luxury vehicle.
Bonus: Try to make the whole thing sound like a malapropism that's the result of a mistranslation between diametrically opposing cultures.
Example: Fonzworth Bentley (rapper, stylist, and Clown Collegiate host of VH-1's new reality series, From G's to Gents)
Other Possibilities: Squiggington Benz, Cunningham Aston, Dr. Johnny Feverthorn Hummer III
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