Saturday, November 5, 2011

Have You Ever Noticed How Long the Line Is at the Pearly Gates? And Why Do They Call Them "Pearly" Anyway?


If you picked almost one month to the day in the over-under on how long Andy Rooney would last after signing off from 60 Minutes, congratulations, you win.

The New York Times: Andy Rooney Dead at 92/11.5.11

No, I'm not going to trample on the man's grave -- but that being said, you know the old joke about how awful heaven must be because of all the boring people who you just know are there? Well, hell is looking even better this morning.

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