"Hoo-Ha, Cherry Soda!"

As with Herman Cain, the words the BLR team put into Ron Paul's mouth don't really sound any crazier than the crap he actually says. And besides, he could release an ad just like this one and not lose a single one of his supporters -- they'd keep right on praising Dr. Paul as the savior come to rescue us all.

Still, that'd make such a great campaign slogan:

Ron Paul 2012: He'll Haunt Your Prostate