Johnson and Wails

You know, last night I retweeted something from musician and apparently really tolerant boyfriend of obnoxious Project Runway ultra-flame Christian Siriano in reference to the, ahem, "untimely" death of heiress and vibrator thief Casey Johnson. He wrote: "If my fiance dies and I'm on Twitter an hour later saying 'RIP baby' and 'give me privacy,' please hit me."

I passed this along because reading Tila Tequila's tweets throughout last night made me just about laugh out loud. Needless to say, Tila responded to the death of her lesbian lover -- whom she claims is actually her "fiancee" -- with all the class, dignity and restraint you'd expect from a three-foot-tall Vietnamese whore (attention and otherwise).

I'll let the Huffington Post's uncharacteristic snark fill you in from here:

"Casey Johnson, troubled heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, was found dead in her LA home Monday. She was 30. Now her purported fiance, reality/Internet personality Tila Tequila, has taken to Twitter to grieve.

'Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family,' Tila tweeted Monday night when the sad news broke.

Minutes later she was back online to discuss her loss with the public. 'This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I'm heart is shredded,' she continued.

Then there was a surprising turn: 'I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I'm almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!'

Unfortunately Casey was dead after all, and Tila once again requested privacy in dealing with her grief: 'I'm still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.'

Again she returned to Twitter, this time to tweet directly at her deceased lover: 'R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey.'

Tila announced in December, while flashing her nipple and a large (possibly fake) rock, that Casey had proposed to her."

I wrote this in the comment section of the admittedly callous and crass Casey Johnson post from last night, but it's worth repeating here: Maybe last weekend, Casey, Tila, Paris and Lindsay were all partying together and decided, at the very last minute, to pass on doing some lethal coke. Now it's like Final Destination -- with death coming for them all, one at a time.

We can only hope.