"'After alienating their only remaining viewer, NBC will become the first network to pull a 0/0 ratings share in the history of broadcast television.'
In the year three thousand...
'The long-dead and rotting corpse of Jay Leno will finally retire, passing the reins of The Tonight Show on to rising NBC star, Luke Russert XVII.'
In the year three thousand...
'Gigi Ebersol Leno Wright-Zucker, President of NBC/Omni Consumer Products, will preview an exciting fall lineup of brand new shows including, Manimal: Redux, Mr. T and Tina: The Early Years and Survivor: Serial Killer Edition.'
In the year three thousand...
Feel free to pile on."
-- Kanye
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