He's Weir, He's Queer, Get Used To It

You'd have to be in a persistent vegetative state not to be able to figure out that Johnny Weir couldn't be gayer if he skated with a penis stuffed in his mouth. In fact, I'm pretty sure part of the reason he's so graceful is that he's actually floating about three inches above the ice.

But is he too gay for figure skating?

Bryan Safi takes a look, in the funniest thing you'll see all day.