Early candidate for quote of the day:
"She won't talk about Tiger, but she talks about how she wants to find a husband and have kids. She only has a few real friends left whom she trusts. She is alone a lot and spends time with her two dogs. She seems very vulnerable."
According to the New York Post, that's a source on Extra talking about Rachel Uchitel -- also known nostalgically as "Tiger Woods Mistress #1" -- in her new role as a night life correspondent for the show. Supposedly, Uchitel "so impressed producers" during her sit-down with Extra's buff doofus host Mario Lopez that they offered her a job almost immediately.
So to recap: screw a married guy, become the center of a celebrity sex scandal, play the victim during the obligatory talk show redemption tour -- land a six-figure gig.
If you're one of the 15 million Americans currently looking for work, Rachel Uchitel has a message for you: You're doing it wrong.
God bless America.
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