He's Weir, He's Queer, Get Used To It

You'd have to be in a persistent vegetative state not to be able to figure out that Johnny Weir couldn't be gayer if he skated with a penis stuffed in his mouth. In fact, I'm pretty sure part of the reason he's so graceful is that he's actually floating about three inches above the ice.

But is he too gay for figure skating?

Bryan Safi takes a look, in the funniest thing you'll see all day.

Quote of the Day

"We know we can beat anybody now."

-- Brian Rafalski of the U.S. Men's Olympic Hockey Team, after last night's stunning upset against Canada

Go Directly To Jail

So the moral of the story is: Refuse to let NBC extort money from you for its interminable coverage of the 2010 Who-Gives-a-Shit Winter Olympics; get screwed out of unrelated MSNBC programming.

Mediaite: NBC Punishes Cable Providers Who Didn't Pay for Olympics Feed by Airing Prison Documentaries on MSNBC Mornings/2.17.10

Can't wait for the Comcast deal to really make NBC the media equivalent of the Mafia.