B-Sides

For the new readers, a few more from the archives.

I learn about television news, sleep on the ground, try to stop the National Guard from killing a news anchor, and meet a girl -- all in the shadow of a monster hurricane. (Into the Maelstrom/8.24.07)

I introduce you to the toughest, meanest woman in Iraq: My ex-wife. (Bulletproof Hearts/3.25.07)

I am Osama bin Laden. (And Now, a Very Special Holiday Message from al-Qaeda/12.20.06)

I compare Gene Simmons to David Hasselhoff. (Kitsch a Falling Star/8.7.06)

I deny the existence of Jesus (while making fun of James Cameron) and live to tell about it. ("I'm the King of the Jews!"/2.27.07)

I show you what it was like growing up in a war-zone. (A History of Violence/11.1.06)

I assert that everything you know is bullshit. (Return of the Attack of the Creeping Surrealism/9.20.06)

I am the Prince of Darkness. (And Now, a Message from Satan/9.19.06)

I claim that the Foo Fighters are better than Nirvana, hip-hop stopped being good 15 years ago, and that I owe my life to a guy named Robert Rivero. (Shut Up. Listen. Learn./11.19.06)

I explain how 9/11 saved my life, as well as the soul of our country (at least temporarily). (Five Years On: 9/11 in Two Parts: Part 1/9.11.06) (Five Years On: 9/11 in Two Parts/9.18.06)

I have an idea what it will take to stop the brutal tradition of "honor killings," but you might not like it. (Killing in the Name Of/5.17.07)

I deserve to be made fun of, and The Daily Show is more than happy to oblige. (Ripped from the Headlines/2.20.07)

I come to the aid of a damsel in distress -- well, a reporter in a bikini anyway. (Career Suicide Blonde/7.12.07)

I finally find it: The silliest, most infuriating non-issue to ever be shoved down the throat of the American public. (Jock Bitch: The Ongoing Saga of Imusgate/4.13.07)

I am George W. Bush. (Tempus Id'jit/9.27.06)