Sunday, December 30, 2007

Hey Kid, Major League Baseball Called... They Want to Give You a Job

"I'll take 'God Fucking Help Our Country' for a thousand Alex."

"Okay, the answer is 'Lie, cheat, and kill my father in Iraq.'"

"Uh... What is 'How far will a six-year-old girl go for Hannah Montana tickets?'"

"Yes!"

(L.A. Daily News: Girl Who Lied in Essay Will Miss Hannah Montana Show)

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