Punk vs. Punk

I haven't really been into wrestling since the Rock bailed for Hollywood, but CM Punk's pretty bad-ass. Since he's avowed straight-edge he doesn't look like some 'roided-out gorilla and he can be genuinely menacing in an uncharacteristically quiet, simmering sort of way. All of which makes his video response to the entirely ill-advised Twitter battle that little bitch Chris Brown decided to get into with him the most awesome thing you'll see all day.

I can't think of anything more amusing than Chris Brown walking around with that new Grammy he's so proud of sticking out of his ass.