Quote of the Day

"Last week was a rough week for Gayle when a so-called biography came out. Every day she's getting herself more and more worked up about all of my new daddies that are now showing up. New daddies who are saying, 'Hello daughter, call me, I need a new roof.' Well, this too shall pass."

-- Oprah, commenting on how her lesbian lover "best friend" Gayle is actually more upset over a new unauthorized Kitty Kelley biography than she is, proving that you never mess with somebody's meal ticket