Friday, January 18, 2008

Report Card: Cloverfield


Score:

Giant, Rampaging Sea-Monster: 1

Annoyingly Self-Absorbed New York City Hipsters: 0

Line of Dialogue that Pretty Much Sums Up the Movie:

"You? You're a douchebag, Rob."

Words of Wisdom that, had Someone Said It, Could've Saved the Lives of Five of the Six Main Characters and Ended the Movie in About 20 Minutes:

"Dude, there's plenty of pussy in Japan."

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