So Christina Aguilera had a baby.
Normally I'd snooze-button right through this kind of thing, but in the interest of exposing myself to every kind of crap news currently in rotation I figured I'd at least take a look at the official announcement of the joyous arrival on Xtina's website.
Turns out she and her husband Jordan Bratman named their new son Max.
Max Bratman?
Jesus -- this kid's only 48-hours old and I guarantee he's already at Canter's Deli trying to send back the corned beef.
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