Just Say Nay-No

With the '08 presidential campaign already wallowing in its own grotesque after-birth, perhaps it's time to remember that there are at least a few political candidates out there worthy of your vote -- in particular, one who can draw you a picture of how he's gonna kick your ass, mail it to you ten days in advance, then right after you get it and ask, "What the hell is this?" knock on your door, promptly kick your ass and leave you still not knowing what happened to you.