The chain will be offering Shrek "collector's" glasses, figurines and other assorted choking hazards for the next several weeks or until Christ returns to mercifully smite us all, whichever comes first.
On a personal note, I'd like to thank McDonald's execs in advance for putting my life and the lives of everyone living within a ten block radius of a McDonald's in jeopardy by making its employees wear little green "ogre anntennae" on their heads -- thereby foisting what could be the final indignity on the dangerously high-strung emo kid at the fry station.
"You want a bullet in the head with that Mister?"
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