Thinking Outside the Inbox

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Clown Shoo

Wow. Just think how awful your music has to be for fans of Insane Clown Posse to pelt you with shit.

MTV: Tila Tequila Attacked During Performance at "Gathering of the Juggalos" Festival/8.15.10

My favorite part of this story is Tila howling about how her lawyer is already working on filing a lawsuit against the people who "run the Juggalos."

Right.

"I'll show them! By the time I'm finished, they won't have a dime left to spend at the mall arcade and I'll be on easy street with my 12 black t-shirts, three pounds of grease paint make-up, a wallet-chain and an entire truckload of crappy cut-rate soda!"

Quote of the Week (Honorable Mention)

"As an influential Hollywood reporter, I was of course on scene yesterday... and I got an exclusive interview. When asked what happened, Tila said: 'No quote for you GI. You round-eye. Rook rike soldier boy, come at night, burn my willage.'"

-- Brendon at What Would Tyler Durden Do? on Tila Tequila, who now says she'll file a civil suit against NFL star Shawne Merriman after San Diego's DA threw out criminal charges against him due to insufficient evidence that he'd beat her up

Take a Shot

In his defense, she's small, brown and smells like cheap leather and the sweat of other men, so he probably thought she was a football.

The Herald Sun: NFL Star Accused of Throttling MTV's Tila Tequila/9.7.09