Sunday Sacrilege

Two for the price of one, this morning.

First up, Insane Clown Posse comes out of the closet -- as evangelical Christians.

About halfway through this piece from the Guardian UK, you're going to wonder if you're reading something from the Onion.

The Guardian UK: And God Created Controversy/10.9.10

Then there's this: from that incubator of far-right fundamentalism, Bob Jones University, a pin given to incoming freshmen that reads "1st BJ."

Clown Shoo

Wow. Just think how awful your music has to be for fans of Insane Clown Posse to pelt you with shit.

MTV: Tila Tequila Attacked During Performance at "Gathering of the Juggalos" Festival/8.15.10

My favorite part of this story is Tila howling about how her lawyer is already working on filing a lawsuit against the people who "run the Juggalos."

Right.

"I'll show them! By the time I'm finished, they won't have a dime left to spend at the mall arcade and I'll be on easy street with my 12 black t-shirts, three pounds of grease paint make-up, a wallet-chain and an entire truckload of crappy cut-rate soda!"

Fux News

For the blissfully uninitiated, the rabid fans of Insane Clown Posse -- yeah, I didn't know that band was still around either -- are known as Juggalos.

Thankfully, you don't need to be one to get a good laugh out of this, a video by Scott Gairdner that feels like it starts to get tedious after awhile but then pays off nicely at the very end.