"I probably haven't said anything here that you didn't already know or have already thought."
-- Andy Rooney, signing off from his regular spot at the end of 60 Minutes last night
After 33 long, tedious, largely incoherent years Andy Rooney finally makes an obvious observation that's worthwhile.
Thanks, Andy, for bringing so much curmudgeonly drivel into our lives. What will we do without all that penetrating insight -- into your favorite fruits, your unmatched prowess at falling asleep anywhere, your quixotic distaste for women's magazines and how pop culture frustrates and confuses you.
Godspeed.
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