"Oh God, Oh God, We're All Gonna Die"

Every once in a while it's a good idea to remind ourselves how much conspiracist batshittery Glenn Beck still flings out into the ether.

Just listen to this -- see if you can avoid being hypnotized by the slow, smoldering cadence of his voice as it oozes melodramatic seriousness and concern.

Remember, though, he's got this "verified," so have your cash and food ready for next week. Van Jones and the anarchists are coming for your hedge fund.