Campaign Supernova

I did a lot of drugs many years ago -- LSD, ecstasy, heroin, etc.

Never at any point during that period was I insanely delirious enough to be able to dream up anything even remotely approaching Herman Cain's new campaign commercial.

It seems mildly weird for most of its 56-second run time -- like, as Gawker joked, you're listening to a drunk homeless guy ramble outside of an Olive Garden. But then the 40-second mark comes -- and, well, that's when the acid kicks in and knocks you on your ass.

There is no way -- no way -- that this man is serious about running for president.