"I'm not a Washington figure... I'm essentially an American whose ties are across the country and is interested in how you change Washington, not how you make Washington happy. I am the people's candidate, not the capital's candidate."
-- Newt Gingrich, who's spent pretty much the last three decades either in Congress or working for various DC think tanks
He's right, you know. It's obvious he's from Alderaan or some other planet where he's spent the last several years studying the ways of the force. That's really the only explanation for the staggering amount of horseshit he spews and expects to be believed.
Anywhere else it would be known as flat-out lying; where he's from it's just the Jedi Mind Trick.
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