"This is a fakery. If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that -- I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!"
-- Centenarian Former Senator and co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission Alan Simpson
To paraphrase the great Doctor Peter Venkman, Alan has gone bye-bye. Jesus, people this old and senile shouldn't have access to a set of car keys let alone the ear of the President of the United States.
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