A transcript of the conversation posted yesterday on my Facebook wall:
Status: Today's topic over beers: just in time for the holidays, inappropriate children's toy ideas. And... Go!
Chez: Peep Show Booth Cleaner Barbie (with Detachable Mop)
Noel: Vibrating Veggie Tales
Del: A Tea Party set
Chez: Fisher Price My First Period
Votar: Akbar Toys' "My First Suicide Vest"
Del: Barney's BDSM Starter Kit
Mark: Thomas the Tancredo
Chez: Fisher Price My First Time
Votar: All Aboard the Auschwitz Choo Choo
Votar: Tickle My Taint Elmo
Chez: Ratz
Scott: Tickle-Me Mark Foley Doll
Del: Swallow Some Semen Cindy
Chez: Inhellivision
Chez: The Auschwitz EZ Bake Oven
Votar: The Post-Katrina Superdome Playset
Chez: The Nidal Hasan Jihad Joe Doll
Ilsa: There is seriously a Fisher Price My First Period? I just died.
Votar: Bionic TSA Agent with X-ray Vision
Chez: Fisher Price My First Anal Scene (these are endless)
Paul: Spunk & Spell
Chez: The Commodore Prick 20
Paul: Pubic's Cube
Chez: Teddy Meatspin
Chez: Optimus Sex Crime
Paul: Titty Twister
Carlos: Mr. Potato Head: Michael Jackson Edition
Paul: Mr. Mouth (a real one which, in this context, sounds filthy)
Chez: XXXbox
Michael: Barbie with a Hidden Camera Inside... oh, wait
Carlos: Transgenders: More Than Meets the Eye
Chez: Mr. Snuffleupsomecoke
Votar: Atari's 9/11 Flight Simulator
Votar: Pokéboy
Chez: Suckle Me Elmo
Chez: Ravaged Snatch Kids
Chez: Rape Ape
Lake: The Dexter Doll Set (complete with knives, for dismemberment)
Votar: Hannah Does Montana
Chez: Port Authority Bathroom Barbie
Lake: Harry Potter Vibrating Quidditch Broom (oh, wait, Walmart already did that)
Chez: Play-Dildough
Votar: Dora Gets Deported
Chez: Mr. Microphone Tyson
Votar: Nerf Underwear Bomb
Lake: Uncle Bob's "It's Our Secret" Board Game
Monica: This post was just read out in its entirety at lunch with 7 other people. Good job. Cancer Cluster Barbie, complete with water well.
Chez: The Queef Football
Chez: Gaystation
Chez: 2 Girls, 1 Lincoln Log
Chez: The Stims (for autistic kids)
Chez: Robitussin Buzz Lightyear
Votar: The Chronicles of NAMBLA: Stories About Boys in a Closet
Votar: Touch My Wii
Chez: Kvetch-a-Sketch (perfect for Hanukkah!)
Chez: Spook Nuke 'Em (available only in the South)
Adam C: Collapsed Mine Playset -- battle your friends for the working air mask
Adam C: Little Miss Ladder-Climber with REAL Sucking Action
Votar: Emo Girl Dress Up Kit -- Now With Detachable Lip Ring, Fishnet Leggings, Fake Goth Tat, and Digital Camera (12 Hours of Free alt.binaries.my.dad.is.so.humiliated Newsgroup Access Also Included!)
Chez: Columbine Barbie
Chez: Heather Mills Leg-o Set
Maribel: Dr. 90210 Playset, complete with Botox Injections and Liposuction Canula
Chez: Travis Bickle Me Elmo
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