Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Shameless Joe


This is why Taibbi rules -- from his new post over at Rolling Stone detailing the government largess gleefully sucked down by hypocritical shitbag Joe Miller:

"You see, when a nice white lawyer with a GI Joe beard uses state aid to help him through tough times and get over the hump – so that he can go from having three little future Medicare-collecting Republican children to eight little future Medicare-collecting Republican children – that’s a good solid use of government aid...

This of course is different from the way other, less GI-Joe-looking people use government aid, i.e. as a permanent crutch that helps genetically lazy and ambitionless parasites mooch off of rich white taxpayers instead of getting real jobs.

I can’t even tell you how many people I interviewed at Tea Party events who came up with one version or another of the Joe Miller defense. Yes, I’m on Medicare, but… I needed it! It’s those other people who don’t need it who are the problem!

This whole concept of 'good welfare' and 'bad welfare' is at the heart of the Tea Party ideology, and it’s something that is believed implicitly across the line.

...A slick grownup yuppie politician with a GI Joe beard and a breeder wife and eight kids, leeching off the state at every turn and gunning for a U.S. Senate salary and pension on an anti-welfare platform, he’s just a hardworking citizen who simply needed a lift during a 'transitional' period. Man, did they break the mold when they made these assholes."


Rolling Stone: More Tea Party Hilarity/10.12.10

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