Sunday, October 24, 2010

Men on Film


A transcript of the conversation Votar and I had on Facebook yesterday while having lunch:

Status Update: OK, so, beer and wings... and today's topic of conversation is (drum roll please): the name of the newly announced Top Gun sequel. Go!

Votar: Top Gun 2: Massive Ordnance Delivery Package

Votar: Top Gun 2: Someone Please Fight Us

Votar: Top Gun 2: Payload Specialists

Chez: Top Gun 2: Behind Enemy Lines... Or Just Behind the Enemy

Votar: Top Gun 2: Improvised Explosive Devices

Chez: Top Gun 2: Ass Sex!

Votar: Top Gun 2: The Butt Locker

Chez: Top Gun 2: Queer of Flying

Chez: Top Gun Re-load-ed

Votar: Top Gun 2: Weapons of Ass Destruction

Chez: Top Gun 2: Electric Buggerloo

Chez: Top Gun 2: Bugger Buster

Chez: Top Gun 2: Full Frontal Aggression (or in Military Lingo: FFAGG)

Chez: Top Gun 2: Wings of the White Swallow


Chez: Top Gun 2: Cum Again

Votar: Top Gun 2: Blowing Maverick

Chez: Top Gun 2: Extreme Homo Makeover

Chez: Top Gun 2: The Musical

Chez: Top Gun 2: Men in Tight

Votar: Top Gun 2: Sit in the Cockspit

Chez: Top Gun 2: Flame Out

Chez: Top Gun 2: Fire and Iceman

Chez: Top Gun 2: To Mav and Have Cock (too movie geekish?)

Votar: Top Gun 2: Goose Juice

Votar: Top Gun 2: Premature Ejection

Chez: Top Gun 2: You've Lost That Coming-on-My-Back Feeling

Chez: Top Gun 2: Butt Pilots

Votar: Top Gun 2: Hershey Highway To the Danger Zone

Votar: Top Gun 2: Timetable for Withdrawal

Chez: Top Gun 2: "That Faggoty White Uniform"

Chez: Top Gun 2: If We Stop Having Man-Sex, the Terrorists Win

Votar: Top Gun 2: InsemiNation Building

Votar: Top Gun 2: Negative Ghostrider, the Sphincter is Full

Votar: Top Gun 2: Leave the Comedy To the Professionals

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