"It doesn't matter how you try to sell it to us, it doesn't matter how many celebrities you get, it doesn't matter how many bars open early, it doesn't matter how many beer commercials they run, we don't want the World Cup, we don't like the World Cup, we don't like soccer, we want nothing to do with it... I hate it so much, probably because the rest of the world likes it so much, and they riot over it, and they continually try to jam it down our throat."
-- Glenn Beck
Yup. And even if it weren't a spectacular sport, I'd probably love it specifically because provincial boobs like Beck hate it so much.
"Don't tease the panther."
-- Internet-meme-destined bit of wisdom from Glenn Beck's new novel, The Overton Window (because The Something Something, You Know, Like Robert Ludlum would've been too obvious)
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