Monday, October 5, 2009

Host and Parasite


Remember how I said that only someone looking for something to be prudish and pissy about would throw a tantrum over the idea of sex with a subordinate at work?

Well, I give you the New York Post's resident pissy prude -- the perpetually humorless Andrea Peyser.

The New York Post: Dump Depraved Dave Now, CBS!/10.5.09

Just a taste of the entirely unintentional hilarity:

"This is a full-grown adult who made a grown-up choice. And he chose to sleep with junior staffers rather than take the standard route and walk to the corner bar to conduct a sad, ordinary affair. Instead, he's working out some twisted Freudian issues on dewy-eyed underlings...

Americans would not stand for this kind of behavior from a government official. Should a jock act in a like manner, his morals clause would likely kick in.

Letterman's contract expires at the end of next year. I count on CBS to pull Letterman off the air, then kick him to the curb."


Oh, yeah, in my description of Peyser you can add one more word: delusional.

And the New York Post dispensing indignant piety? Wow, does that take balls.

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