Since I never pass up the low-hanging fruit that is any opportunity to make fun of that idiot Perez Hilton, there's this little item:
Today marks two years since the death of Fidel Castro -- specifically, the day that Perez Hilton killed him.
On August 24th, 2007, Hilton -- née Mario Lavandeira, self-proclaimed "Queen of Something-or-other," sycophantic fame sponge and human punching bag for the Black Eyed Peas' road crew -- reported via his gossip blog that he confirmed through sources that Castro had died. It was the scoop of the century, or would've been had the person reporting it not been, you know, Perez Hilton.
Needless to say it turned out not to be the least bit true, leaving most of the blogosphere pointing and laughing at Perez (even moreso than they normally do) and others wondering just where the hell he got such ridiculous information. (A helpful tip, dude: Neither your abuela nor the hispanic pool boy at the Mondrian on Sunset who just finished rimming you and swears he flies to Havana every couple of weeks to secretly do the same thing to Fidel is probably the most credible source.)
I really think that, being of Cuban descent himself, Perez believes he's some sort of kindred spirit with Reinaldo Arenas.
Regardless, take a minute out of your day to have a laugh at his expense.
(Sorry if the title is a little offensive, but if you can't make fun of Perez Hilton for being the shameful, preening homosexual cliché that he is, who can you make fun of?)
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