"In the early 50s our country was infiltrated by the communist party. Now they're doing everything they can to brainwash our public... This thing they're putting on our TVs, it's a brainwash unit! Get your kids the hell out of college. They're brainwashing them!"
-- Anonymous angry white guy who attended one of Glenn Beck's "9-12 Tea Parties" over the weekend, apparently referring to the digital converter box soon to be required on all analog televisions
"Burn the books! The ones in college, the brainwashing books, like the evolution crap!"
-- Anonymous angry white woman, responding to the above comment
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
-- General Jack D. Ripper, Dr. Strangelove
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