Promise.
Happy Contrived and Consumerist Holiday Perpetuated by DeBeers and Hallmark in an Effort to Ensure that Men are Forced to Spend Even More Money They Don't Have Simply to Appease Their Mates' Collective Tendency Toward Affirmation-Through-Materialism and Desire to Show-off for Their Friends and so that Said Men Might Avoid Sleeping on the Couch for a Week.
That's me -- Mister Fuckin' Romance.
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