Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Making a Mockery of Hackery


I used to joke that I worked with Rick Sanchez so often throughout my career in TV news that it would've taken a restraining order to get him to stay the hell away from me. We started off together at WSVN in Miami, where he was my 10pm anchor, then moved to MSNBC in the early 00s and eventually to CNN, where he's now made, shall we say, quite the name for himself.

Look, I'm one of the few people you'll come across who will just about always defend Rick. Sure he can behave like a pompous ass on-air, but he's actually a really good guy and his ultimate saving grace is that he never takes himself too seriously. In fact, I've grown to enjoy the idea that his antics at CNN often purposely highlight the hypocrisy of a network that grandiosely boasts about how it's the most trusted name in capital-J journalism while encouraging a guy like Sanchez to run wild. As far as Rick's concerned, he isn't doing journalism, and neither is CNN; they're both just doing TV. Oddly enough, I respect that.

Still, that doesn't mean he hasn't earned this little takedown by Jon Stewart and The Daily Show. The funny thing, though? You know Sanchez is loving every second of the attention.

Quote of the Day


"(Extending unemployment benefits) doesn't create new jobs. In fact, if anything, continuing to pay people unemployment compensation is a disincentive for them to seek new work. I'm sure most of them would like work and probably have tried to seek it, but you can't argue that it's a job enhancer. If anything, as I said, it's a disincentive. And the same thing with the COBRA extension and the other extensions here."

-- Republican Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona


You know, I was going to try to put together something funny and clever based around the fact that colossal asshole Jim Bunning was continuing his one-man-stand against extending unemployment benefits to more than a million Americans still out of work and on the verge of losing their weekly check. (For the record, around 14 million are still without a job throughout the United States.) I was giving it serious thought -- and then Jon Kyl opened his mouth and made it abundantly clear that the notion of a highly-paid and federally insured Washington fat-cat having the sociopathic nerve to block aid to people desperate for any dollar they can get to feed their families wasn't strictly the realm of a clearly senile buffoon like Bunning.

And I realized that there's nothing at all funny about any of this.

I mean, Bunning has an excuse: He's insane. Kyl on the other hand, if he truly believes what he said, just tipped his cards to a dirty little secret held deep in the heart of the Republican worldview: The GOP lays at least part of the blame for being unemployed at the feet of those who are unemployed. This is sickening for a whole host of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that eight years of Republican overspending, mismanagement and deregulation went a long way in creating the massive economic clusterfuck we're all now suffering through. Yet not only does the GOP leadership continually refuse to take responsibility for its role in putting millions on the unemployment line; it blames those people for not having the gumption to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get off the unemployment line.

Bunning's argument is that extending unemployment benefits to Americans trying to get by on a mere fraction of their former paychecks will add ten billion dollars to the deficit, and that of course is unacceptable (or at least it is now; it wasn't when that money was going to pay for the war in Iraq). This is classic, almost literal, stepping-over-dollars-to-pick-up-pennies thinking: If the millions who are currently unemployed can't work and can't take care of themselves, they sure as hell can't stimulate the economy to get us out of this recession. As for arguing that we should try to squeeze the money for the extension out of the stimulus bill -- let's just say that it's both unwise and inarguably immoral to make a political stand on the backs of the unemployed, once again, especially when you're a fat old guy with a cushy government job.


But that's really what this comes down to: Immorality.

This is what today's Republican party is content to let itself be about. It spent years fostering an environment where it was never the robber baron's fault; it was always the little guy who took out an easy loan he should've known would be trouble; the pensioner who didn't understand the concept of credit default swaps and had no idea that he or she was being bet against by Wall Street; and now, the poor schmuck who just couldn't figure out a way to hold on to his job when everything went south.

I always thought it was a given that you don't blame the victim in a rape.

I guess I was wrong.

Listening Post



A mighty cool band out of Toronto. This is Spiral Beach -- Made of Stone

Monday, March 1, 2010

All Dogs Go To Hell


Thanks, Greg.

The Frog Prince


Here it is, your moment of meta: A pompous, long-winded defense of Bernard-Henri Lévy, who himself has done nothing but pen pompous, long-winded defenses of Roman Polanski lately.

The Huffington Post: Reflections on Bernard-Henri Lévy/2.28.10

What the hell is it with French pseudo-intellectuals and their pious indignation in the face of perceived victimization?

(By the way, I'm not suggesting you actually read the piece linked to above -- not unless you need something to help you sleep. It's just entertaining knowing that it exists.)

Quote of the Day


"Pets don't have souls, so they'll remain on Earth. I don't see how they can be taken with you. A lot of persons are concerned about their pets, but I don't know if they should necessarily trust atheists to take care of them."

-- Todd Strandberg of the website "Rapture Ready" reacting to word of a service that invites evangelicals to pay to have their pets looked after by an atheist post-rapture

That service? The one that exploits the comical gullibility of the people who believe this nonsense? Pure freaking genius.

Business Week: Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture/2.11.10

(h/t Cesca and Osborne)

Listening Post



Apparently Moby put the word out that he wanted amateur directors to take a crack at creating music videos for his most recent album, Wait for Me.

This one was done by Jessica Dimmock -- for the record's title track -- and it's harrowing in its subtlety and simplicity.