Thursday, October 1, 2009

Darwin or Lose


Today's dumb-ass exchange of the day comes courtesy of (surprise, surprise) Sherri Shepherd and that retard Heidi Pratt.

The Huffington Post: On The View: Heidi Pratt Defends Teaching Creationism and Sherri Shepard Says "Evolution Is Not an Absolute"/10.1.09

Uh-huh. And these two prove it.

Quote of the Week Month (Early Contender)


"Some of the get-out-of-jail-free crowd thinks that the reason Polanski should go free is because he's a gifted artist. Maybe you're right. Instead of an Oscar we should let the Best Director fuck your kids."

-- Screenwriter Michael Seitzman, in a brilliantly spot-on column at the Huffington Post

The Beginning of the Beginning


Lies! This was obviously planted by Jesus to test our faith! The world is only 6,000 years old! I'M NOT LISTENING! I'M NOT LISTENING! LALALALALALALALA!!!

The Huffington Post: Oldest Human Skeleton Discovered, Dating Back 4.4 Million Years/10.1.09

The Beginning of the End


It's common knowledge around these parts that I kneel at the altar of Battlestar Galactica. Because of this, I admit to being skeptical when I first heard that a prequel series, Caprica, was in the works, and that it would focus on the years leading up to the Cylon rebellion and the eventual fall of man.

From the beginning, Ronald Moore and David Eick pitched it as a family drama that just happens to be set on another planet. I wasn't sure what to make of this idea and I can't say that I was particularly excited about the whole thing -- until I finally sat down and watched the two-hour movie that acts as the show's pilot a couple of months ago.

It's astonishingly good. Better in some ways even than Battlestar. The damn thing is honestly some of the best two hours of "television" (and I qualify that because the DVD version I watched included nudity and violence not shown on TV) I've seen in a very long time. It's must-see viewing for any fan of BSG.

Now comes the series, which will initially be marketed through screenings at various national film festivals and via an already controversial ad campaign. Granted, it's only being called controversial because when a sneak peek at the campaign was posted on iO9, some of the commenters went freaking ballistic.

What they're concerned about is an ad featuring Zoe -- the rebellious teenage girl whose mind and spirit become the very soul of the Cylon race -- assuming an "Eve" position and looking over her shoulder seductively while offering an apple. Granted on the show, Zoe is supposed to be a high school student (and the actress who plays her, Alessandra Torresani, is in reality 22), but at least one outraged commenter complains that "she looks like she's only eight years old!" Now let's be honest: Any sort of controversy is good for a show's ratings. But the question is, is this controversy justified?

In a week where we've seen the arrest of Roman Polanski on a child rape conviction and the removal of an infamous picture of a naked, 10-year-old Brooke Shields from a London museum, the debate over what constitutes the acceptable sexualization of youth -- and whether there even is such a thing -- is front and center in the public consciousness.

It's rare that I don't offer an opinion on a subject and just put it out there for open debate, but I'm doing it this time because I'm curious what the response will be.

So, is the Caprica ad catnip for pedophiles or this a lot of felgercarb? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Quote of the Week (Honorable Mention)


"Democrats couldn't get laid in a house whose sole purpose is to have consequence and disease-free sex with legislators on finance committees."

-- Jon Stewart, on the embarrasingly impotent Democrats' inability to get the public option past even the Senate Finance Committee

Wake Me Up When September Ends


Just wanted to say a big "thank you" to everybody.

September was a banner month around here: more posts than any other single month this year almost any other single month this year and a major surge in readership all the way around.

As always, I can't say enough about how humbled I am that you nice folks make my little corner of the internet a part of your day.

Listening Post



This is a really spectacular song from a really spectacular Swedish band called Miike Snow.

Recorded live in the KCRW studios in L.A., here's Silvia.