Quote of the Day

"Quite honestly, I couldn’t put it down... It was almost like a book I would have written myself."

-- Satan, in the foreword of Dick Cheney's memoir, In My Time (according to Andy Borowitz)

Quote of the Day

"I'd like to hear Barack Obama come out and renounce Lucifer. I don't recall hearing him do it."

-- Serial liar and all-around crazy old coot Jerome Corsi at this past weekend's World Net Daily (wait for it) "Taking Back America" conference

Of course. Because as you know it's a legal requirement that the President of the United States have A) a valid birth certificate, and B) publicly rejected the dark lord Satan.

Meanwhile, In a related item, there's this.

Could It Be... Satan?

Literally, "the devil made me do it."

The Times UK: Chief Exorcist Says the Devil Is in the Vatican, Blames Pedophilia Scandal on Satan/3.10.10

"Satan iz In Yur Music Lifting Yur Tables"

I'm not sure I've ever grabbed both a link and a headline from someone, but not only did this clip make me laugh my ass off -- the title, from Bob Cesca, was, on its own, enough to make me just about fall out of my chair.