Listening Post

Ready to party like it's 1999 -- seriously?

The only thing funnier than the fact that Limp Bizkit's new album sounds like time stopped about a decade ago is the expectation that somebody like Fred Durst -- traditionally, the patron saint of the developmentally stunted -- would ever grow up at all.

Axe Body Spray and Girls Gone Wild, say hello to the tour you're about to co-sponsor.

Here's new Bizkit, and strangely it's kind of comforting to have them back. This is Gold Cobra.