"I praise you 24/7!!! And this how you do me!!! You expect me to learn from this???How??? I'll never forget this!! Ever!! Thx Tho."
-- Buffalo Bills receiver Steve Johnson, appearing to blame God via Twitter for the fact that he dropped a potentially game-winning touchdown pass yesterday against the Steelers
I can't even begin to express how much I love this. Tell me that after all the shameless groveling that sports stars do before the almighty whenever they win -- as if God gives a shit what the NFL standings are or some other such nonsense -- you haven't waited to see somebody turn around and put the blame on God when he loses. In fact, I'm pretty sure comic Jeff Stilson once did a really good bit about this kind of thing. "We were doing great, until Jesus made me fumble!"
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