“She said to her teenage kid, ‘Here’s the fetus.’ There’s no question that affected me, a philosophy that we should respect life."
-- George W. Bush, winning the Creepy Confession of the Year award by admitting to Matt Lauer that his mother, Barbara Bush, had a miscarriage when he was a teenager and kept the dead fetus in a jar
You just know that when the fetus's memoir comes out in a couple of years it's gonna sit down with Lauer and tell him the story of how traumatized it was the first time mom introduced it to its brain-dead brother.
(Adding: The happy ending? That fetus grew up to become the host of Access Hollywood.)
(via Cesca)
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