A conversation yesterday at Lou's Beer Garden, North Beach, Miami:
Votar: So how'd that go?
Me: She's very cute. She gave me her number and told me to text her something "interesting." Does that mean I should send her a picture of my penis?
Votar: "Interesting," huh? You should text her a dissertation on tachyon particles.
Me: And a picture of my penis.
Votar: Of course.
Me: Actually maybe I can combine the two. I'll stick my penis into a shoebox and call it Schrodinger's Cock.
Votar: She can't observe it without changing it.
Me: Well that's a given.
Votar: A quantum physics dick joke -- impressive.
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