Let's Hug It Out, Bitch

Today's thing sure to make you think somebody dosed your coffee comes courtesy of the "Christian Side Hug."

Because "front hugs be too sinful." And besides, "Jesus never hugged nobody like that."

There's some debate over whether the church youth group above is dead serious or is poking fun at the strict rules against actual human contact placed on Christian kids by teachers, Jesus Camp counselors, etc. It's admittedly tough to fathom the notion of Evangelical satire, but you can decide for yourself.

Regardless, Christian Side Hugging is apparently a legitimate phenomenon -- and this thing is just surreal on so many levels -- so sit back, watch, and let the batshit crazy wash over you.