Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Happy Christmas (War is Over)

So less than 24 hours after posting yesterday's negligently clever column making fun of the so-called "War on Christmas," I casually glance up at the television screens in our newsroom and what do I see The O'Reilly Factor proudly proclaiming in big, bold letters?

CHRISTMAS WINS!

Thank God -- all that bloodshed avoided.

Seriously, would somebody please hit this idiot in the face with a 2X4 or something?

Consider it a Christmas gift to me.

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