Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Official Blog of Paula Abdul: Day 1

Hmmm... I uh... I, just... mmmm... the singers... you, uh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm so uh, schulgmpsaaa.... SIMON!!!

Ummmm... mffffthppsssss... I just think, thhhhat, theeey're, they're just thounding sooooo...

Uuuhhhh...

The prutulffffffffff...

Isabuftlbnmmmmmmmmmm...

No, reaaally, it'zzz just that... uuuh... the show thissss... I mean... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff...

NO... RANDY!!! HAHAHA!!!

Nooo, but... no, I'm zzzerious... reeeeeally. I... I'm zzzzzzzzeeeerious... HAHA!!!

Chhh... chhh... chhh... chhh...

Um, uh it's ummm... piitchy? Um... yeah. You'rrre grreat. No, I mean... Uh... they're grreat... like uh... whatsisname... uh... tiger? uhhhh.... Tony the Tiger? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Can, uh.. no zzzzeriously... Can, uh... zzombodyy, uh... in my trailer... there's uh... get me zzome more, uh... Coca-Cola. uh, yeah... Coca-cola. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

No, no, no, noooo. I... I'm ookay. Really. No really. Uh... what? Uh, zzound problem. sound problem. That's it.

Uh... yeah.

You jjjust watch... tonight. Yeah.

All... uh... aaaaallllll better.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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