Sunday, August 13, 2006

The Journey to the Dark Side is Complete


Irrelevant comedian Dennis Miller will join Fox News Channel in September, becoming a commentator on Hannity and Pencil-Necked, Non-Threatening Liberal Stereotype (Colmes).

Ya know Dennis, this is a perfect gig for you babe; jokes that involve Rube Goldbergian references are gonna go over about as well with the NASCAR crowd as, well, jokes that involve the actual words Rube Goldbergian.

In the words of every press-release attack issued from the Department of Agitprop over at Fox, "We wish you well."

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