Tuesday, August 1, 2006

And Now for Something Completely Different

Has anyone ever heard of a dog dying of natural causes?

I mean without any human assistance -- be it behind the wheel of a car, or the plunger of 100 CCs of sodium pentobarbital?

Do dogs ever just, ya know, die?

While we're at it, am I the only one who'd like to see that series of annoying Bush's baked-beans commercials end with Jay Bush having his crafty, intellectual property-stealing golden retriever, Duke, put to sleep?

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